Their honeymoon was a tricky affair. They couldn’t decide on a conference for child psychology or a Christian conference. Ultimately, they took a month out of their lives to go to both. Sex, well they did that religiously every day. With nothing to go on, they assumed it was meant to feel the way that it felt. I’m assuming it was really bad sex, but being the psych experts that they are, they had no problems fixing that shit. Oh and of course praying for guidance.
Marriage solidified and consummated, the two left the conferences and returned to the real world ready to take it by storm. Honestly, the world didn’t know what they had coming. If they did, they would’ve ran before they mindfucked the nation. As it was, no one was immune to their charms. Alone they were fierce. Together just downright unstoppable. It was after this that they started to become the parents I actually know today.
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